These things in my mouth right now will shOCK YOU BE CAREFUL.
Ever wanted to look like a damn crab? Here's how!
"At some point, everything goes wrong and you collapse." Dr. Vijg
Today's biggest scientific discoveries all lead to one thing: Earth is so stupid.
Sugar has always been bad for you, but now Coca-Cola is lying to you about it!
The soda industry is lying to you and your teeth and your grandparents!
Stephen Hawking wants the Nobel Prize. Just give it to him.
Earth is crumbling, so, of course, we'll need a new place to destroy!
Next time there's a cockroach in your apartment, suckle at its teat instead of stomping it out.
What's down there? It's a surprise!
What does Juno Orbiting Jupiter mean for earth?
We ate the grossest foods America has to offer this July 4th weekend so you don’t have to!
NASA tested the effects of zero G on fire
Those a-holes are stubborn!
What exactly is the Origin of Smiling turd?
You used to keep us warm but now you make us sick!
If somehow you're happy, today's a long day to feel that way.
Here's what you missed at the 2016 WWDC.